Dickmas

Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.

Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!

by Greg_Zepplin June 4, 2011

dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things

1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.

by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016

Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.

Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."

by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019

Dicksman

A man, with the knowledge and skill to not only be good in bed but satisfy , respect, and completely dickmatize his woman. The dicksman, is not a selfish, lover, hes not prudish, and anything and sexual is never shameful but embraced . The dicksman can bring out the inner most kinky sexual nature of even the most prudest person, and make her feel classy, never shameful of her desires, . Very few are able to fall under this category. A dicksman can also calm even the most highest of anxieties, and flares of hormones,. and will use this skill to simply but his partner to sleep if needed

Why would i need to cheat on my husband , he is a dicksman

by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

dicklomat

Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.

Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.

by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009

Dicklomat

People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.

Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!

by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016

dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009