Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dicknold

a player who goes by the name Dicknold is a teamkiller in online games such as Battlefield 2. Also spamming the radio and being on the arab team is most common for this player.

The road to jalalabad is his favorite map

- Dicknold stood in the way of a teamplayers tank and punished the player for a team kill.

- Dicknold plants C4 under an unaware teammate sniper and detonates the explosives so the player falls to his death regardless of friendly fire being disabled.

- Dicknold gets permabanned for too many teamkills.

- Dicknold changes his name to fagnold.

Dicknold posts messages on the carried away "ramming stomach" can be found on google.

waff.. Woo bad!

by Pignold May 3, 2008

dicknerd

A dicknerd is someone that was a nerd in highschool and grew up to get a position of power whether it is a managerial position or a cop or security guard and is a total dick about things for no reason. So they are a combination of a dick and a nerd.

the guy at the (fast food restuarant) was a total dicknerd they forgot my tacos and he told me to call corporate when he totally could of given me them for free.

by Jdeezy29 January 24, 2010

Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005