Dick Muncher

someone who loves chewing a mans cock

Tommy:I hate sam!
Chris: IK! he's such a dick muncher

by sexmagic25 February 21, 2011

Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.

What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...

by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011

Dick Muncher

Someone that talks shit about someone else
Someone that brags about someone else you don't like

Eddie- "why do you always have to stunt in front of everyone?"
Tom- "mannnn you a dick muncher, stop worrying about me"

or
Alice- "omg she is so pretty, why can't you be like her for once"
Becky- "Why you dick munching? nobody want to be like shorty duwop "

by Shorty Duwop October 2, 2019

Dickmunch Ave.

The street where all the dickmunchers live. Their block parties consist of smoking pole and circle jerking.

Tourist: Hey bud you know where Dickmunch Ave. is?
Me: Yea just follow this road until you see a bunch of people bonking schlongs and receiving.

by philthepenispumperpickering May 26, 2009

Dickmunch

Commonly used when in a rage, such as the word states, you munch on dicks, or you will or have munched dicks. this is used as an insult to weak minded characters.

"I killed you 1-17"
"Yeah? Well you're a fucking Dickmunch!

by lKing May 12, 2014

Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.

John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.

by Juan my balls off January 31, 2009

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004