Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised

He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017

dickholism

a fatal disease causing the infected to obtain a cunt-like personality.

The new photo teacher is the epitome of dickholism.

by frootsnax & jesus September 20, 2008

dickmatism

A masculine aura that causes women to be inexplicably drawn to a man with an inability to do anything but have sex.

All those women I cheated on you with, that wasn't love, that was dickmatism.

by Advocator March 17, 2014

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018

Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis

I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm

“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”

by Jsmink May 23, 2022

dickmobile

A car with a round nub shaped antena on the top.

a.k.a Rich's car the one we threw manure on.
-remember pissing on the dickmobile

by alexandre Douville November 4, 2006