Dickfie

A Dickfie is when a male takes a selfie of his dick.

Bert just sent me a dickfie and its nice.

by Awesome Possums May 3, 2014

Dickface

person with a dick for a face

"Stop being such a cumguzzling dickface, dickface"

by EL Sa9jev November 7, 2003

dickface

Someone who is a fucking retarded 12 year old.

dickface:OMFGZ i pwned U.
Person: Umm no i don't think so.
dickface:Pwnt nubz0rZ
Person:stfu you dickface 12 year old noob.

by SomeNoob February 19, 2005

dickfacemuthafucka

The worst and most offensive of all disses, usually used in bro to bro combat.

"Come at me dickfacemuthafucka!"
"Bro take it back, crossing the line."
"Sorry man."

by Jesuslovesballs February 18, 2012

Dickfidence

Confidence in your dick

Damn he had some really high dickfidence when he was trying to bang me

by DLC84 March 11, 2017

Dickficiency

The lack of dick for everyone else due to others hogging all the dick for themselves.

There's a real dickficiency in this nation right now. More dick is needed.

by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. March 22, 2017

Dickface

A derogatory term that describes someone who is any and/or all of the following: sexist, racist, misogynistic, ignorant, bigoted, or just flat out idiotic.
(can be used as an alternative insult instead of existing swear-words that describe women's anatomical parts, as if they're bad/shameful things). Becoming increasingly popular amongst empowered women and feminists in particular.

For example: "Donald Trump is the greatest dickface to ever walk the face of this earth."

by Ruth Mackenzie May 14, 2017