dickfart

the word that females call a guy who is totally messed up
he is messed up n is the male version of a SLIME

these are the characteristics of a DICKFART

- they go out with girls only for sex
- they say they love u but they know its a lie
- they make u feel like something but then take that feeling back away from you
-they are always SEXYY n totally LOVABLE
-basically they are liars and FAKES

before : wow i'm so in love with keith
after : he lied to me n broke my heart. keith is sucha dickfart =/

by Chanelliepooh February 7, 2008

dickwarmer

someone who warms up dicks for a profession.

"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"

by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008

dinkfarmer

1) some one who is a total dink (dork or geek)

2) An insult that has no comeback for it

1) "hey guys guess what i learned today"
Reply
"go fuk off DINKFARMER!!!!"

2)"u DINKFARMER!!"

by Brett January 15, 2004

Dickfart

somebody who is the asshole,mean, Annoying, rude, dickhead

Stop being a dickfart !!!!!!!! Don’t be a dickfart!!!!!!!

by Yes I would like to be online August 6, 2020

Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick

“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh”

by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021

DICK FARM

A PUSSY you have given birth with that is your ONLY VAGINAL FUCK to the point of possessiveness by the FUCKER.

ANAL ALAN sex deprived.

Look IMELINDA I earned my keep of my DICK FARM so you FUCK WHEN I say so and all FUCKING is using the big OPPOSITE first IN then OUT.and so on...

I need a FAG DICK FARM to catch up and this is the scoop I am the FAG and you are the DICK FARM.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 17, 2021

Dickfart

From anal sex the taker pushes air into the givers urethra either by accident or on purpose from "fart choking "(look it up)
It gets trapped for a bit.
He squeezez his dick and it farts.
If he gets shit up his japs eye it can ACT like a little shit bullet from a dick fart gun.
No need to thank me.

Jonny shot my back with a little shit after he pulled out and dickfarted.

by 11pumpkin83 June 17, 2022