duckface

1. The condition of the human face after having sucked over ten thousand cocks.

2. An attempt to appear sexy, via a non-verbal offer to suck a cock. Usually done while posing for a cell phone or other digital camera.

"See? Now you're stuck that way, duckface."

by Greyhair61 March 26, 2012

Dickwaver

Someone who has to 1up others to no end, usually because of an insecurity.

These people enjoy being stereotypists, elitists, and are complete douchbags.

"You think Cannibal Corpse is a good death metal band? They're so mainstream, your a fag. Try listening to some Decapitated!"

"I've gotten more pussy than you!"

"You're not normal, fuck you!"

^^^ Dickwaver scumfucks.

by Mr. Fuck You All April 21, 2011

dickfer

from the movie, "spies like us".

Emmett Fitz-Hume: Did you here that?
Austin Millbarge: Yeah, it's a dickfer.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's a dickfer?
Austin Millbarge: To pee with.

by hyun January 20, 2005

dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

Duckface

A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

"Oh christ, look at that horrific duckface"
"Stop doing that duckface. You look stupid"

by LehFreakshow July 4, 2009

Dickfuckeroverdrive

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive

Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010