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Dirkling

n. A miniature Dirka or spawn of a Dirka
My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!
by DudeA July 18, 2009
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Baby Dicking

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
by biddietwirler February 24, 2019
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Turtle Dicking

When someone is wearing a face mask, but their nose is popping out
Look at Tom, he is turtle dicking in the office
by jackwagonjoe November 13, 2020
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dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...
"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"
by rubberweiner March 6, 2020
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butter dicking

The art of fucking a female in the butthole with a half erect penis that's coated in butter.
Dude last night I ended up getting too drunk and ended up butter dicking my girlfriend!
by Yield77 January 6, 2015
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dicklung

1. one who sucks dick so much that they require dick instead of air.
2. a slut who loves her or him some dick.
1. Your mom was sucking me so much, I could've sworn she had dicklung.

2. The dicklung owes her pimp a percentage for polishing her client's nob.
by beee August 27, 2007
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french dicking

when two guy friends jerk off to the point of ejaculation, then gently press their dicks, hole to hole, so that their cum mixes together when they shoot.
Hey buddy wanna do some french dicking?
by canovoid March 2, 2011
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