Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010

dickasouras rex

Monster cock

My boyfriend has a dickasouras rex.

by Besks fns December 19, 2016

Dickasauras

The pole of a dude that is particularly well endowed.

Damn-it Becky, didn't you see that guys enormous dickasauras!

by EasthampMA February 5, 2010

dickabout

When you are going about your business and it seems like everywhere you go; people are being dicks.

That crazy driver is being a dickabout!

by Gumgirl July 17, 2016

Dickasaurusrex

Having a dick so big that walking or dick usage is nearly impossible.

Look at that Dickasaurusrex over there killing those tiny animals with that tree trunk in his pants as he walks down main st.

by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017

dickacured

Manicured from the scrotum to the top of the genital area, stopping just below the bottom of the waistline. The equivalent of manicured, but for your penile region

While she was out getting her manicure, I made sure I was dickacured before going out on a hot date.

by ChewedGlass January 16, 2018