Dickstress

The male version of a mistress. A man who is having relations with a married woman.

Have you seen that Dave is dating a married woman? He's her dickstress.

by Tesstickle21 August 5, 2016

Dickstressed

When you're agitated because you have blue balls

"Miley got me so dickstressed, she grinded on me with her non-existent ass all night"

by Bellbun August 13, 2017

dickpresso

Depressed about the lack of dick in your life.

What's wrong with you? I'm dickpresso. It's like depresso but I need dick.

by SundazedAlien June 5, 2018

Dickpressed

To be dickpressed means to be “depressed” and thirsty for dick.

boy 1: Damn Angela keeps hitting me up in the nightime, telling me to come over
boy 2: Sounds like she might be dickpressed

by HILL$ June 9, 2018

dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition

Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.

by hushgush February 6, 2022

Dickpressed

When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.

Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him

by Fufuuu August 19, 2022

Dickpressed

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years

Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed

by Mikeduk November 4, 2022