Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.

Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.

by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010

dicktart

1) A SweetTart that has been rubbed on the genitalia of two men and then was eaten by another man

2) Rye Mathers is the official DickTart

1) When Rye ate that DickTart it was the funniest thing I have ever seen

2) Because Rye Mathers ate that SweetTart rubbed on mine and Will's genitals he is the Official DickTart

by Robert Williamson April 26, 2005

dicktart

In U.S. Navy jargon, dicktart is the essential piece of information; the heart of the matter; or outstanding test-preparation material (such as an old test copy). A person who is tired of hearing all the extraneous information surrounding a problem might exclaim "Just give me the dicktart!"

Originated at the U.S. Naval Academy and introduced from there into the wider navy, where it sees less frequent usage.

"Just give me the dicktart!"

by Randy "Rocky Road" Savage January 10, 2009

dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.

OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !

by fitch fanatic July 31, 2008

Dicktard

A Insult used in extreme cases in which one insult would not be enough.

Dave:Hi George ive been playing that new game thats come out.
George:Oh! its shit

Dave:How is it you Dicktard.

by pricey987 August 15, 2012

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.

The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!

by snarfman123 March 22, 2007