Weed dick

When you pop a boner on a potent weed sesh cause your too high.

Daryl got a strong weed dick last night, he was blitzed.

by Crackerbarrel72 February 29, 2020

Weed Dick

When one smokes too much marijuana and proceeds to fall asleep before sealing the deal.

Guy 1: Man, I was so high last night I fell asleep before I could fuck Kristen.
Guy 2: Dude you got weed dick!

by juicywhale December 12, 2017

Weed Dick

When you smoked some bad shit and you can't get hard.

Also/or as a derogatory comment.

That guy at work is such a fucking Weed Dick.

by RedLightning69 December 31, 2017

Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 24, 2016

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower March 02, 2016

Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 December 01, 2018