one who uses the male penis of another as a mode of transportation willfully to gain social or financial status with no regard of self itegrity or how they are percieved by others.
by bigfrigin hans May 08, 2004
A dick rider is someone who talks bad about someone else but as soon as they come around they wanna switch up and shit. Like yall could be having a convo and the person whos dick they riding comes and they wanna laugh at everything they say and be all nice when they know damn well thats not how they was acting around you. they act all nice and touchy in private w them and then deny it later.
dick rider - omg *name* is such a dick
you - fr he so 2faced
*name* - hey guys
dick rider - OMG *name* HEYY HOW R UU :3
you - fr he so 2faced
*name* - hey guys
dick rider - OMG *name* HEYY HOW R UU :3
by spk_mz June 19, 2022
by Beantai April 10, 2021
someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.
person 1: yo did u see what sam had on today, that fool was tacky as hell
person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider
person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider
by sonfa October 01, 2008
by Dominique March 30, 2004
- Hey im a huge dick rider of Kanye West and on his nuts too, have you heard his new album? It’s very awesome
- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls
- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls
by Avitarumfitio September 30, 2022
A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.
James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro
by yourneighborhoodOG May 28, 2023