Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please

Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?

by DDstyle May 24, 2022

dick on

to maneuver around somebody, such as in a sport, usually in hockey

Shit, he absolutely dicked on that goalie.

by doogan November 17, 2004

dick on a stick

dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.

Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???

by da doctar October 18, 2008

dick on the leg mack

sleeping girl; cheeky dick on the leg followed by sleepy head;
get in.

Jess is sleeping. Angus strolls in and engages in the "dick on the leg mack" by sneakily lays his member on her heaving thigh. Jess wakes up and spying such an appetising morsel indulges in an early morning protein shake.

by fattits100 January 17, 2011

dick-on-a-stick

a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.

tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009