dipsy-doodle

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.

"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"

by vvhip July 23, 2016

Dipsy Daisy

A hooker who happens to turns her tricks or sexual "favors" in a dumpster.

All Hail Dale!

"That Dipsy Daisy sure can turn some tricks in that dumpster, she made me hella bank last night."

by AllHailDale February 15, 2022

Dipsy Doodle

It’s goofy uncouth reckless dump acting functioning slow or the slowest person or in fact the type of person who completely challenged a will always levitate to a higher caliber woman to fit in pathetic or lack of a better word.

I was looking at beautiful women and the her friend Dipsy Doodle opened her mouth thinking I was talking to her .

by Child support definition April 7, 2022

Dipsy Poopsy

H alkisti exei autismo kai merikes fores leei kati tetoia

H agapimeni mou leksi tou elliniko leksilogeiou einai to dipsy poopsy

by Madarinis December 14, 2023

Poe-Dipsy

A word used in place of any insulting noun.

He's a fucking poe-dipsy.

You damn poe-dipsy!

by Steph-diz January 28, 2007

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019