Dexterising

Like moisturising except watching Dexter.

Skin feeling a bit dry? Try Dexterising! You'll forget about those dry patches in no time!

by curvy_banana September 3, 2013

Dextering

A synonym for killing or murdering.

"That dog is in need of some dextering if it keeps barking!" or "Something is dextering our network speed; it's so slow!"

by geogon December 15, 2009

Dextering

The act of bonding over the creepy Showtime series Dexter and its Robin Hood-esque serial killer.

Breanna and Dan settled in for a long session of dextering, not knowing which guy Dexter would kill and which guy Deborah would sleep with.

by IceTruck October 24, 2011

dextering

named after the Movie Series "Dexter"; the act of placing cellophane all over your apartment, or home, prior to having your marital partner shave your parts of, or entire, body; the purpose of this is so that not piece of hair falls onto your carpet or flooring.

He is in the routine of dextering his apartment prior to having woogie shave his body or give him a haircut.

by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

that girl is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, gutted.

by Sybarition March 21, 2008

dixterity

The dexterity of a penis. Usually spoken of while soft.

Mike:"A softy is good for nothing except peeing and slappin' hoes."
Joe:"I think a woody is better for slapping."
Mike:"No, not nearly enough dixterity."

by jester8930 October 6, 2011

texterity

Skill or adroitness in composing and sending text messages.

Man, Mike's texterity is remarkable; he sends me texts longer than essays in seconds!

by SCharlotte September 21, 2008