Detestable

A dumb 'tard, whomst of which is easy to hate/very unlikable.

You're actually so detestable, mate.

by NingHu February 23, 2019

sperm detector

Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."

(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.

by nerak June 14, 2006

Tramp Detector

An individual or object that can setect loose females(tramps) in a crowd of people by the look in their eyes. In a group of friends there is always one Tramp Detector.

Dylan Thoemke: Whoa, dude there is a hot tramp across the bar.

Michael: How can you tell shes a tramp?

Dylan Thoemke: The tramp detector in my pants is going off.

by Vladamir Cosak April 16, 2011

Radar Detector

When a car is driving ahead of you and just a little faster than you.

See that red car up there? He's my radar detector.

That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.

by Harmony08 October 4, 2010

detectorist

A person who uses a metal detector to find coins or gold in the dirt.

My detectorist buddy found some coins at the beach.

by J. Moses August 27, 2007

Sketch Detector

Noun: A device only attained by a select few of the elite. It's design is of alien technology and origin, but it's uses are vast on planet Earth. Main Uses Include: Detecting whether or not an individual is sketchy.

Note: When exposed to severe cases of Sketchyness the detector has been known to break from too much stress.

The rich man used his Sketch Detector to find out the girl he brought home was a triflin' ho.

by Hendro December 22, 2008

frost detectors

a womans nipples

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!

by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008