desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

Desperado Horse Ranch

Ridingstable owned bey a christian Family between Göcek and Fethiye

Desperado Horse Ranch offers Ridingholidays,Lessons,Daytrips,Trekking and more for the whole Family

by teasingsusi October 27, 2008

Desperado

When an unattractive female constantly demeans herself because she is beyond desperate for attention. AKA Amanda L

Don't be a desperado like Amanda L

by PandaJer August 6, 2020

Desperados

A alcoholic beverage that tastes like beer and tequila.
It has 5.9% alc.

Desperados is very tasty.

by Desperados Inc. June 7, 2020

Desperado

It and people who hide in the bushes just so be relevant!

Desperado: Sitting in a car with lights off and on. Hiding in the bushes. Staying connected through their cell so they know when we are about to leave. Concern how many times a day we go to the bathroom.

by Whatever you say means fuckall September 17, 2020

Desperados

The beer that goes well with every occasion, whether you’re having an epic beach party or a spontaneous drink with friends.

If you’re up for the unexpected, you’re up for Desperados.

by Beertime November 22, 2021

Desperado

A person whom mostly was forced by circumstances to be a rebel, outsider, loner, etc. because of sheer outstanding indifference’s and not by (limited to) internal influences.

i.e. he became a desperado after coming home to his village and finding everyone there has been up-ducted by ufos etc.

Not because of selfishness, self-pity i.e. low self worth, victim mindsets, lack mentality etc.

by Nomonslo September 24, 2021