A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
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Get the cold desperado mug.1. A bold or desperate Professional
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.
3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
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"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.
Why is he talking like that?
He's a desperanto.
Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Why is he talking like that?
He's a desperanto.
Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013
Get the Desperanto mug.A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
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