Despacito

Despacito means slowly in spainish. Despacito is also a name of a song written by luis fonsi and daddy yankee ft. Justin bieber

Pasqer de malo despacito- slowly

by 1023372783663719dalla beautie July 20, 2017

Despacito

A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.

Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.

by Girls ❤️ shafts May 29, 2018

despacito

A song ruined by JB and repeated by middle/high school girls that only know one word from it.

#1 Hey, sing Despacito for me.
#2 DESPACITO! da da da duh dah du dah do dee despacito
#1 *Walks away*

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

disparity

The difference in one's appearance between their best and worst. Its often used to comment on a girl's looks after she dresses up, puts on make-up etc, versus her in her everyday state. Can also be used to comment on guys, alhough less common

1. Did you see hot how Kate was looking last night, she has so much disparity- shes normally average!
2. Lauren has no disparity, she always looks the same

by Gronk August 6, 2007

Despacito 2

The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.

Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.

by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018

Despacito

A song you tell Alexa to play when you feel very sad

Oh my god that movie was so sad, alexa play Despacito

by Fallenmarvels July 7, 2018

Despacito'ed

the term used when being absolutely demolished at or by something or someone. its equivalence is being smited with the power of over 1 million north korea, or even getting your liver shriver'D. the term is very godlike and may only be used upon the most intelligent beings in this term of existance

figure 1: ahh fricc i just lost my pickleING licince
figure 2: oh now our boss is gonna be so mad
figure 3: boE you just got straight up DESPACITO'ED

* figure 1 and 2 instantly receive deathpacito *

by Frankfires March 9, 2020