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DeSantis

The phenomenon and frustration when your anal douche water doesn’t run clear after repeated tries but your partner is already waiting to hook up. 💩💦🚽
I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
by manchildh3lms March 29, 2022
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DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.
by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022
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DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.
Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?
by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023
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Desantistan

Florida, as ruled by Gov. DeSantis and his absurd policies.
I have some relatives I'd like to visit. Shame they live in Desantistan.
by jmunchkin September 17, 2021
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DeSantis

The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.

A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.
"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"

"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."

Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!
by Pewpewpew-Peppy January 7, 2022
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DeSantis

A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.
He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.
by RonDeSantissucks April 5, 2022
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DeShanta

The most beautiful woman on earth. Smart, Sexy, and Confident. She has it all.
Yo, I need a DeShanta in my life. Every man needs a DeShanta.
by RvaPolyCouple August 15, 2018
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