Deaning

The act of threading a piece of string through the urethra, and it coming out of the anus. Can also be shared with however many people the string allows

Hey, want to have a Deaning sesh with Nathan?

by NameSurname1 October 23, 2020

destining

When some is wasting their life playing Destiny.

Brandon was destining his life away.

by ToukaTheRabbit November 30, 2015

Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

OR

The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."

by pluffdad January 10, 2013

Dreaning

The act of obsessive-compusively cleaning while intoxicated.

I'm ten shots in, but this place is a mess. Its time to start dreaning.

by Jovins October 2, 2011

Deaning

When one creates a ridiculous story to cover up for stealing your stuff and/or jacking your belongings.
Almost always followed by a subject change.

dude i know you stole my bike dont be deaning me!!!

by Vincent pappalardo December 7, 2010

Devaning

To be oversensitive and have a tendency of overreacting on social media

He has a history of Devaning

by snake200snake March 7, 2015

Deaning

The act of tucking the testicles into the vagina during coitus. In heterosexual intercourse when the male can somehow insert his balls into the vagina, even if breifly. Advance notice is usually required as this is a pretty difficult move to pull off.

"I was up all night having sex last night, she was such a slut, even did a bit of deaning!"

by "The Captain" August 5, 2012