Depth-Charge

Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!

Heh, heh... I just left a depth-charge for George.

by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.

"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"

by CaptSkubba July 15, 2009

depth-charge

v: to depth-charge

A sexual act in which the male ties a grenade to his erect penis, and penetrating the vagina. While this may inhibit the man from any further sexual act in the future, if survived he will have successfully risen to a new plateau of sexual triumph.

Jeffrey: Pauline, you want to have sex tonight?
Pauline: No, why?
Jeffrey: Bitch, don't take that tone with me! Now you'll be getting a depth-charge!
Pauline: NOOOO!
Jeffrey: *ties grenade* YES!

*EXPLOSION*

by Aaron Johanson January 6, 2008

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

Polish Depth Charge

While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.

I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.

by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Toledo Depth Charge

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.

"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

by I *have* performed a Toledo Depth Charge, Though September 24, 2003

Arabian Depth Charge

During sexual intercourse the man becomes annoyed or angered with his female partner, typically because of her poor performance, so he places his anus over the his partner's vagina and farts. The explosion of flatulence inside her vagina will cause your partner severe pain, and she will leave immediately, effectively relieving you of her unsatisfying performance.

I started hooking up with this chick, but she was horrible in bed, and I couldn't stand it. So I gave her an Arabian Depth Charge. That sure sent her running for the hills!

by The Colorado Kid February 8, 2010