dense

A word used to rip off inexperienced potheads.

Dealer: Here you go man.
Pothead: Are you sure this is an eighth?
Dealer: Yea,it's really dense man.
Pothead: Well let me whip out my scale. (Places nugs on scale. Scale reads 2.7g.
Dealer: I'm sure it's dried a little.
Pothead: Yeah right. (Knocks dealer to the floor)

by Twibbix September 19, 2004

dense

something rad, gnarly, cool

MY NIGGA THAT SHIT DENSE

by butthole1961 November 15, 2011

Densing

Sex move, the ejaculatees' seamen is held in the mouth of the receiver and sternly deposited in the anal passage of that very same person.

"Mum, look at my picture I drew today, my teacher said it was naughty but its just Daddy?"

"Steven, what you saw last night was your father densing with some of his work colleagues, I did ask that you didnt draw a diagram at school."

After all, Steven was always fond of drawing diagrams. Meanwhile, back at Railtrack...

by Dr Webbels October 14, 2008

dense

adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.

Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney

oh and probably has down syndrome also.

C Au.! milk comes from COWS not the supermakets!! stop being dense!

by Teee Heee July 2, 2008

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

are you dense

Are you stupid? Are you serious?

Fake fans: Are Ethan and Grayson twins?

Me: Are you dense?

by yungsavagenigga November 7, 2017