Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
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Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
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A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
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demetris antoine

The darkest boy alive but still cute he's shy to talk to girls but he still pulls the baddest females he's extremely funny but every woman fights with him
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ophelius demetris the third

the name of an ugly orange fish in fortnite
look it’s a ophelius demetris the third in the water swimming!
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ophelius demetris the third

name of an orange fish that is in fortnite the game
hey i just caught an ophelius demetris the third over here!
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