deloitte

A modern form of prostitution where eager, young minds sign on with the most reputable "practice" pimp in hopes of success and fortune but end up being sold to the highest bidder while partaking only a minimal share of the profits. "Partners" pimps are noted for reprimanding personnel that do not perform every and all requests of the client john, as well as those who do not perform adequately in the eyes of the client.

Not showing up to the client is unacceptable when you work for Deloitte.

by Q May 13, 2005

Deloust

Generally only with men to deloust. Means to have a good scrub. Includes the three 'S's. A shit, shower and a shave.

Guy #1. Are you coming out on the pull tonight?
Guy #2. Yer i just gotta deloust first.

by Superspan May 20, 2009

delofting

Having sex on a college campus, especially in a dorm room. Derived from the practice of lofting, or elevating, a bed in a dorm.

"I'll be delofting her bed tonight."
"Don't forget to wear a condom."

by Hoyme December 6, 2010

Delauter

An ass with a wide rectum from which shit falls out continuously.

Brittany broke up with Mark when he refused to seek medical attention for his delauter.

by AwolBaby January 7, 2015

Delonta

A tall, handsome guy who has goals in life. He cares for his woman, a respectful, caring, and well dressed gentleman. Any female would be lucky to have him.

Person 1: That guy is a dream and he can dress.
Person 2: His name is Delonta.

by Baabygirlll March 6, 2016

Delontè

A genuinely handsome masterpiece that thrives in intellegence and style.

There lacks a healthy number of Delontès in the world nowadays

by DiscreetDanny April 24, 2017

deloitte

noun:
(a) a common form of slavery around the world
(b) a company that picks already lifeless, boring, backstabbing new grads so they can fit easier into deloitte's culture
(c) a place where nerdy unattractive men and women call their home because they have forgotten what home looks like due to working too hard

You didn't get picked by Deloitte? Well yeah, cuz you're not ugly!

He would fit well in Deloitte. He's smart, doesn't have fashion style, and he's a backstabbing son of a gun.

Therapist: What's seems to be the problem?
Patient: I work at Deloitte
Therapist: Oh...this IS serious!

by stupid new grad October 9, 2007