drug dealer minute

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet

Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010

Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

by Garea August 1, 2019

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

Zaziki Dealer

A Greek Guys who loves walking around and dealing with Zaziki.

Guy 1: My Greek homie Nikolas passin' out some Zaziki in da Streets.
Guy 2: Yo seriously? He a Zaziki Dealer or what?

by Qol May 25, 2021

Watch out for deer

An expression used by Wisconsinites, and Midwesterners in general, meaning "I love you", from "I love you, stay safe", popularized by the comedian Charlie Berens

"I'm headed to the Kwik Trip"
"Ope, it's snowing like the Dickens. Watch out for deer."

by JoshUABattle October 23, 2022

Deer Tick

A band from Providence, Rhode Island. Sort of a bluesy indie folk rock band, Deer Tick is most recognized for the gritty voice of frontman John McCauley. Some of their songs include Baltimore Blues No. 1, Ashamed, These Old Shoes, Dirty Dishes, Smith Hill, etc. Perform mostly songs written by McCauley but have been know to cover many different songs , especially in concert.

Person 1- Hey man did you see the Deer Tick concert at Lupo's?
Person 2- Yeah it was one of the best shows ive been to! they randomnly broke into Twist and Shout and La Bamba!

by RobertAllenZimmerman August 30, 2010

Poop Dealer

That one nigga that deals poop and porn

Nigga: You got that shit
Poop Dealer: Yea bet nigga
Nigga: DRIP DRIP

by That one Nigga that's not Gay May 22, 2019