DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 12, 2022

DeSantis World

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.

Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2023

Dirty DeSantis

When you’re tagging someone from behind and right as you nut, you rip their mask off, scream “MASK FREE SINCE ‘93”, and shovel a handful of monoclonal antibodies and Ivermectin up their ass.

Yo! I met this dude at the proud boy rally and we started talking 2a rights and bam next thing you know we’re in the john and I gave him a raunchy Dirty DeSantis!

by hXcboyandhiscape September 5, 2021

Desantis

The greatest navy seal war hero to ever live. Fought in Nam, where he accomplished the nickname of Solid Gear Desantis. Killed 15,000 Vietnamese, without feeling any remorse. Basically, he's the baddest motherfucker to ever live. Also fought in Ultimate Fighting Championship, where he was forced to retire, due to completely breaking someones neck 360 degrees.

Dude, Desantis would have so fucked that motherfuck up.

by osuadam November 19, 2006

Ron DeSantis

The literal antichrist who will bring forth the end of all things. Pure evil, he wants to purge all the gays, the transes, immigrants, poc, and others from Florida and eventually the entire country, maybe even the world. The most evil politician to ever exist and the second coming of Hitler, he makes Trump look like Barrack Obama.

"Ron DeSantis is a facist and will literally cause the second hallocaust if he is elected into office. If he wins, I'm fleeing to Malta."

by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023

DeSantis

The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.

Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.

by fudgem July 8, 2023

Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

by TheRockObama October 19, 2023