defunkification

The process of removing yourself from a funky environment and relocating to a sterile, unfunky one. This process should be done gradually and is similar to the process of decompression that divers must undergo to avoid the bends. In other words: once you get that funk in your trunk, you can't just wake up and dump it out like junk.

I've been staying in New Orleans for a long while, but now it's time to move on to Portland. I need a little defunkification in Memphis before I go though, otherwise I'll end up with a case of acute afunkitis.

by catfish1970 April 1, 2010

defunker

one who steals your funk and donates it to the funkless

I was robbed by the defunker, now i am with less funk

by ChrisCo July 26, 2008

defunk

To do something which spoils a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

See also defunked

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"Don't defunk my good nature, Billy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 11, 2006

Debunker

An individual, usually a scientist with a PhD or someone with expertise in their field of work. Whom analyzes the information, facts, and available data salvaged from a controversial point in time which many Conspiracy Nuts have labeled an "Inside Job."

These people corroborate their information, and then construct the most likely scenario that occurred on the day of the controversial event. Usually 'Debunking' wild, pseudo-factual conspiracy theories.

Popular Mechanics is one of the more famous Debunkers, having completely disproven almost every single controversy raised by such inane "Video Documentaries" as Loose Change.

by CommandoDude August 5, 2010

defunkitated

wack, weird

That guy has some defunkitated shoes!

by megan May 28, 2004

Defunk deligate

The Defunk deligate is usually found in the work place posing as aupper management. At first he comes across as your best friend whom is there to Help and offers his assistance at every turn, But when it's time to deligate, he is suddenly lost for answers and "missing" at the most crucial times. He is also the king of "passing the Buck."

Hey Neil, have you seen Jimmy our Defunk deligate? He promised to help free this uncomfortable pain, right here in my ass...called an affirmitive shopper!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

defucketated

when you lose your virginity to an animal or its a jewish stripper

For some reason my butt hurts, i think i got defucketated by my dog.

by spincter April 15, 2011