deductlit

When a women produces 12 children at once.

Guy #1: hey dude how’s ya girl?
Guy #2: she’s ok I mean she just plopped our deductlits!!
Guy#1: ooh cool bro

by •••... April 7, 2019

Defunctland pretentious

When something made by someone in their 20’s is trying to be deep

Wow dude this video essay is defunctland pretentious

by Bb_thx December 13, 2022

ground defects

ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well

My favorite thing about Ricky's Mustang are his sweet ass ground defects!

by P Holiday September 12, 2011

Black Dynamite Deduction

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.

*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

by The Logical Fallacy July 16, 2016

Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.

Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.

by KM and KM March 7, 2019

defucked

To rectify/resolve/repair a normally unfixable thing or situation.

After I defucked the printer it was working perfectly.
I successfully defucked the car by replacing the engine. (Vella Jurd, 2014)

by ElleJudd November 6, 2014

defector

usually defined as someone or a party that consciously abandons their home or default party, country or military affiliation and is usually considered illegal by the default association.

the definition started in the military, as someone who "defects" to the opposing party...meaning "to switch sides".

commonly used for refugees attempting to leave north korea. see example below:

"north korea is a nightmare. i know someone who actually managed to defect from that communist hellhole and apply for legal status in south korea as a defector"

by anon486 March 7, 2010