Kevin Spacey Defence

An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.

Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence

by OctagonDinosaur November 3, 2017

Lazy Town Defence

Argument used to justify perving over underage girls, by claiming that because they're now 'legal' it's OK to have been fantasising over an underager.

"It's not peadophilia to wank off over Stephanie, she's 18 now' protested John, invoking the Lazy Town Defence when Susan caught him with his penis in hand whilst watching old episodes of 'Sabrina'

by The Amorous Badger January 29, 2009

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

boob defence

a way for a girl to get out of someone flaming on them, by playing with their enormous breasts, or drawing attention to them, because they are too mentally challenged to use comebacks.

"Man holly krull is always using boob defence." -Jana
"yeah, she must be the dumbest person i know." -Erick

by Jana Boatman February 8, 2008

Nurenburg defence

"Just obeying orders". This means precisely what it says.Failure to obey orders for Germans in any of the armed forces meant the firing squad or punishment battalion.Incompetence also equalled failure to obey orders.A punishment battalion usually meant that your days were numbered.So strictly adhering to orders was the only option for Germans in WW2.And of course not all would have been "nazis" ie members of NSDAP.Putting the General Staff of a nation on trial is definitely a dangerous precedent.

Fight to the last man and the last bullet for Greater Germany.

by maiden July 5, 2004

Tower Defence Simulator

Tower defence simulator is an amazing game on roblox lead by BelowNatural. The games goal is to survive waves of zombies by placing towers and upgrading them, the more waves, the stronger zombies. By winning you get coins to get towers and pointless emotes. You can also try out hardcore mode.
Did i mention updates come once a year?

Jeremy: I personally think Tower Defence simulator is the best game on roblox!
Jimmy: But updates in Tower defence simulator Come like once a year dude.
Jeremy: Oh i forgot.

by ZephyraWasTaken February 1, 2021

defenceless

not using condom while having sex

I'm completely defenceless to settle between your walls.

by octopussyhehe November 2, 2020