deezin

deezin or "to deez" meaning to be trippin hard, or just sketchin some good ol' ball sack

yo did you see BG last night man, he was deezin hard

by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 31, 2007

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

How u deezin

1.Synonym for "whats up"

"Whats up man."
"I dunno, how u deezin."

by Bob "Docta Deez" Griffiths April 23, 2005

Dezzing

Dezzing out is when your stoned stating at the tv with nothing on your mind at all.

What's got on man. Just Dezzing out bro.

by Whizardy July 9, 2016

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

OR

The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."

by pluffdad January 10, 2013

Deering

The act of having sex with a Deer.

"I'm off Deering tonight"

by coldsunna October 10, 2008