Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.

Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.

by bribo67 February 18, 2011

Dedicated Feline Enthusiast

A woman, usually over the age of about 35 years who does not have kids, and loves cats but does not associate with the "crazy cat lady" stereotype.

Yes, I might have 6 cats but I don't spend my days in my dressing gown and curlers, I have a normal life, I just happen to love my cats more than most people so prefer the term Dedicated Feline Enthusiast.

by Quirky Cat Mom February 24, 2023

Fatal Deviation

The best and only Irish kung foo movie. So bad it never had a theatrical release and can be viewed on youtube.

Starring real-life martial arts enthusiast James Bennett and Mickey Graham from Boyzone.

I just used my fatal deviation...

by Pi-Ant September 15, 2010

Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

the decimation

The result of Thanos balancing the universe by snapping his fingers. But since no one saw this happen it is referred to as 'The Decimation.'

The decimation caused us to loose friends, family, and a part of ourselves.

by Hello,world! December 10, 2018

Anti Defecation Bereau

A highly acclaimed job title at iHop created by Demarcus Cousins (JiDion) trying to reduce the amount of defecating inside of iHop bathrooms

Interviewer: What job would you like to apply for?
Interviewee: I was looking to be with the ADB
Interviewer: What’s that?
Interviewee: Oh that’s the Anti Defecation Bereau

by Kingcroyal April 16, 2022