deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Deflating the Flamingo

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.

Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

by Wonka1234 July 5, 2018

stop declining my posts you gay fucks

STAHP IT

stop declining my posts you gay fucks

by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

declining download death

(n). The frustrating process of having a seemingly fast download sporadically begin to slow its download speed gradually until reaching zero k/b per second. What was once a promising download is now a dead 1/2 song or file that will not move.

Dude I've been trying to download that new Lil Wayne mixtape all day but there's so many people downloading it that it's hard to get a good link. All 10 tries have resulted in declining download deaths. Sucks.

by quignugget April 27, 2010

Delying

When someone not only denies, but lies to you simultaneously.

That basic bitch was straight delying when I asked him if he hung out with that THOT.

Don't be delying to me right now, I know you like almond butter.

by Delying February 3, 2015

Hop on Decaying Winter

Two individuals regardless of gender will be compelled to have sex based on how close they are to the person who said it. If the person who said it is close to any human being, that person will be forced to have sex with the person who said it.

"Ayo bro, wanna hop on Decaying Winter?"
"Sure, bro, I've been waiting for this!"

by someone_who_likes_legos March 6, 2023

deflating the doll

1) packing up a hotel room to check-out

2) generally being late when meeting colleagues in a hotel

"hey bill, what's the hold-up? we're all waiting for you in the lobby to catch a cab to the airport"

"sorry mike, just deflating the doll. be right down"

by i am not wearing pants May 20, 2009