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Throwing the bat in the upper deck

Her tots are huge, I’ love throwing the bat in the upper deck
by Sir Osiss of Liver March 26, 2022
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upper deck

wow she has a nice upper deck
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questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.
"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"
by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020
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upper deck save

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
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Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)
(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
by Blitzd July 6, 2004
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Upper Deck

The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.
Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."
by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010
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Upper Deck

V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then.

N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.
I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.
by Formerly Known As E.A.R.L September 4, 2009
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