Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.

My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.

by Tdotguy September 27, 2025

trade deadline syndrome

A feeling or attitude that sports GMs get around the trade deadline that often makes them agree to trade deals that they would normally have rejected.

Sports fan 1: What? Why did they trade him?
Sports fan 2: (sighs) Just another victim of trade deadline syndrome...

by Wordsboy99 January 18, 2017

Deadline fuck

When you "celebrate" reaching a deadline by having sex/masturbating.

(I thought of this on call with a friend)

"would you like to deadline fuck"

"I've hit my deadline, id like to deadline fuck"

by Cult_for_frogs8722 May 13, 2021

Deadline grind

The act of doing all of the over due work you have been procrastinating all term in one night, usually fuelled by caffeine or adderall.

"hey you still got that addy? I'm going home and getting on the deadline grind"

by Pwcrulesfuckgonzaga January 15, 2017

Russian Deadline

The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.

Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.

Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.

"Thomas said people would start showing up around 4, but that seems to be a Russian Deadline."

by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024

Deadline Sex

Once the Alarm is set, and gets closer to countdown, the sex get amplified.

The sound of alarm sets off a Pavlov response which causes increased speed and intensity.

Just before she had to catch the train we had great deadline sex...

by Ikke Will February 5, 2017

Deadline Sweat

When someone tryhards on the GTA online gamemode deadline that much that they drown in their own sweat, usually whilst in competition with their friends and is ginger.

"This guy is so annoying"- person 1
" i know right, what a deadline sweat"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020