Theory of a Deadman

Kick ass band that released hits such as "Make up your mind" and their biggest hit: "Santa Monica". By the way, pearl jam SUCKS. Their fans are so die - hard because they know that's the only way the band will survive.

To author: larry122

Learn English. Allow me to demonstrate:
"like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked"

Just to let you know, Pearl Jam does suck.

Pearl Jam, who the hell gave you that name?

Here's the lyrics to Theory of a Deadman's biggest song, Santa Monica:

She fills my bed with gasoline
You think I wouldn't notice
Her mind's made up
The love is gone
I think that someone's trying to show us a sign
That even if we thought it would last
The moment would pass
My bones will break and my heart will give
Oh it hurts to live

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over

It hurts to breathe
Every time that you're not next to me
Her mind's made up
The girl's gone
And now I'm forced to see
I think I'm on my way
Oh it hurts to live today
Oh, and she said: "Don't you wish you were dead like me?"

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left for Santa Monica
I remember the day you told me it's over

I wanted more than this
I needed more than this
I deserve more than this but it just won't stop it just won't go away
I needed more than this
I wanted more than this
I asked for more than this
But it just won't stop it just won't go away

I remember the day
when you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything
I remember the time
When you left it all behind
I remember the day you told me it's over

I remember the day
When you left for Santa Monica
You left me to remain
with all your excuses for everything

I remember the time
when you left for Santa Monica
Yeah I remember the day you told me it's over

by Proof that the bible is God's perfect word December 12, 2008

Deadnando

A wanderer of the desert. Most likely clad in tie. The majestic Deadnando survives on a diet of peyote and Grateful Dead vinyl. Do not try to tame him, for he will conquer you.

I was out in the desert jamming the Dead when all of a sudden I was attacked by Deadnando wearing nothing but tie-dye undies.

by JenkemTheCat April 18, 2020

deadmau5

A Canadian EDM dude named Joel who wears a mouse head all the time. Pronounced dead•mouse but the idiots at my school are always saying dead•mau•5. Don't be like the idiots at my school.
Recommendation: Strobe is a beautiful song.

Me: I wanna go to a deadmau5 (said correctly) concert.
Friend: I think you mean deadmau5 (said incorrectly). Learn how to read.
Me: Why don't you take your own advice.

by Hoyuten December 27, 2019

deadmau5

Canada's apology for Justin Bieber. Apology accepted.

I'm excited about the Deadmau5 concert tonight.

by DJ Utster April 28, 2011

deadpan

The art of having no expression on your face no matter the hilarity or other reactions you are causing in your audience.

Tim George is so deadpan. I'd bet he'd be good at poker.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

dead man not talking

The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”

Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

deadmind

jobless parasite, mostly harmless in the dormant stage. though it can cause serious self-harm and injury if left unattended.

dude is that deadmind leeching of his sister?

by Weilderbeast May 16, 2017