dave chappelle

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it

Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"

by African Bombatta and th Zulu Nation January 03, 2006

dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.

"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle

by MayaEA April 03, 2006

Dave chappelle

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict

he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

by Im Rick James Bitch January 14, 2005

dave chappelle

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.

by ooooweeeee June 17, 2005

dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious

some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006

dave chappelle

funniest man alive. genius.

do you do drugs. uhh..define drugs. medicine? no. crack? of course not. marijuana? YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! Nick Cannon's hillarious daddy! shut the fuck up son!

by m March 25, 2004

dave chappelle

To keep it simple... The Shit

He just fuckin is alright.

by Logan24 July 15, 2005