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joe-daism

It's a relgion, but not quite because fuck you that's why.

They are a group of quiet speaking people who have screams that sound like peacocks.
Hello sir. We'd like to speak to you about Joe-daism.
by joehovas November 7, 2013
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Dadism

The funny/drunken things your dad might say. Generally nonsensical.
Dadism: "there's no such thing as too many roast potatoes. I could eat 12!"
by alexisrgrs January 9, 2012
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Dadism

A pseudo religion propagating the virtues of fatherhood.
Coined by Carl Benjamin, pseudonym Sargon of Akkad, who refers to "the book of Dadism" or "Dadism 101" when speaking about important life lessons that should commonly be taught to sons by their fathers.
by GeekWitt August 11, 2022
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Danism

danism= a form of religion,you belive what you want to belive,when you want to belive it,regardless of ridicule.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
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by SadistCharm March 9, 2010
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davism

A religious affiliation of Battle.net, following the path of Denial@USEast. According to followers of Davism, it is said that their prophet, Denial, will lead Fallen Arms to certain death. Denial is known to some as "The Bot Protector" and possesses abilities to perform certain tasks that may seem impossible for an average Battle.netzian to accomplish. It is often said that once in a blue moon, Denial will return from being AFK and make a few comments before idling.
Annwyn: Denial, you seem to consider yourself as some martyr.

RighteousNuts: Stfu trick, he is our prophet.

Goodmanner: We follow the path of Davism in Op W@R and on Battle.net. Denial leads us to certain death...
by Goodmanner October 23, 2007
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Danism

Religion by the great Dan. Related to Communism, followers pledge loyalty to emperor Dan and the TI-84 seal of genius.
Danism is the best!
by Merriam-Webster February 21, 2023
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Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.
"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."
by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019
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