Every Dankmas or Danky morning, day, evening or night Father Cannabis defends his bong of joy to deliver vast quantities of illicit substances to unexpecting but welcoming individuals. Man of few words, Danky Claus appears, jeers the crowd, lights his spliff and has to dip, if you trip he'll help you quick, blowing smoke "OH, OH, OH's" to all before he drips. He is married to a lass named Mandy(UK), or Molly(US) (nee X) and only begins his shift after his time with his wife.
He enjoys vacationing in his houses in Amsterdam, Thailand, and Jamaica, his favourite puffin stuff is Amnesia Haze, but he does enjoy the occasional Skunk. While not tending to the wellbeing of his believers and vacationing he enjoys raves, his hip hop career, and making art. Happy Dankmas to all.
He enjoys vacationing in his houses in Amsterdam, Thailand, and Jamaica, his favourite puffin stuff is Amnesia Haze, but he does enjoy the occasional Skunk. While not tending to the wellbeing of his believers and vacationing he enjoys raves, his hip hop career, and making art. Happy Dankmas to all.
"Fuck man, oh no, where dat weed at!?"
Danky Claus- "Oh yeah! Here dat weed at! Merry Dankmas!"
"Thanks Danky Claus!"
Danky Claus- "Hey its all good my dude, I mean this with all my Dankmas cheer, shut up and have a spliff!"
"Yaaaaaaay"
...
Oh yeah...
...
Food...
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ZZZ...
(Repeat)
Danky Claus- "Oh yeah! Here dat weed at! Merry Dankmas!"
"Thanks Danky Claus!"
Danky Claus- "Hey its all good my dude, I mean this with all my Dankmas cheer, shut up and have a spliff!"
"Yaaaaaaay"
...
Oh yeah...
...
Food...
...
ZZZ...
(Repeat)
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Citation from a popular rap song by the Diddly Doo-Wops entitled "Cowboy Hats and Dangly-Doos" addressing this subject:
"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity
Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity
They're all about religion and currency
Every Saturday they worship His Majesty
Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down
Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around
Circumcision is the custom at a very young age
Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage
The father is expected to be stingy and sage
The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave
Some may think these melodies are prejudice
But they don't understand "The Danglyness""
"Well, I know some guys who don't believe in gravity
Because they're of the Jewish ethnicity
They're all about religion and currency
Every Saturday they worship His Majesty
Dangly-Doos, weighin' them down
Dangly-Doos, keep my Jew friends around
Circumcision is the custom at a very young age
Mentioning Christ's name sends them into a rage
The father is expected to be stingy and sage
The mother shows them courtesy and how to behave
Some may think these melodies are prejudice
But they don't understand "The Danglyness""
by Diddly Doo-Wop102 February 6, 2009
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Guy 2: Yeah its bout to be danky.
Guy 1: BIG FAX
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Guy 1: BIG FAX
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