Duffed

Duffed (v) - The act of getting used and or manipulated by an attractive, mentally unstable person of the opposite sex. Unfortunately this includes an abundance of flirting, profound mixed messages, and sexual enuendos that don't actually lead to SEX, merely the illusion that it will. The Duff usually ends by the Duff-er getting back together with their original girl/boyfriend, leaving the duff-ee with a killer case of blue balls/dry-gina.

Man, I thought this relationship was going to go somewhere, but really I was just getting Duffed!

by DFaFH April 9, 2006

Daffyduckin

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob or blumpkin and is making loud gagging noises that sound like Quacking

Mickey Mouse got home late and walked in on Minney mouse Daffyduckin On Goofy

by Gettin Rubbernecked August 5, 2018

Daffod-Egg

Noun: When the inners of a daffodil is replaced by an egg a daffodil becomes a hybrid otherwise known as "daffod-eggs". The egg is often decorated for cosmetic purposes; glitter, paint or sequens may be used.

For the 'Easter Egg Decorating Competition' my mother and I made a Daffod-Egg and came 2nd.

by MissExcitableSugarPuff (: March 27, 2010

Double Duffed

1.) To drink two Icy-Cold Duff Beer at once.
2.) To be accompanied by both Haylie and Hilary Duff

1.) Homer Double Duffed his way out of Moe's.
2.) Some dudes would love to be Double Duffed.

by Jestr November 14, 2007

daffodils

The sweet smell of a stripper's ass/pussy area. This aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.

"Jenna" leaned over to an adjacent customer, so I leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; I then proceded to the VIP room with her and received three song's worth of dry humping and cockteasing.

by OrrFace May 4, 2006

daffodil

A shallow, beautiful women; one who offers little more then face value. A good-time girl.

Think of the daffodil's who entertain at Angelo & Maxxie's.

by RussG January 13, 2008

dafoed

To be shocked or surprised by a large penis that was not always a shocker of a penis but grew into one due to a long duration of un-use. Again this is not a reasonably big penis but one that could easily be mistaken as a baseball bat if it was seen at a quick glance in the vicinity of a neighbourhood park.

I opened the unlocked mens bathroom door and was dafoed. I thought it was going to attack me or sweep kick me if I wasnt careful.

by brylan April 28, 2007