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Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire
hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!
by salma the salmon June 29, 2019
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dickless

That boy is dickless
by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
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Dickless Nicholas

(1) A emasculated male usually due to marriage or a very close relationship

(2) A castrated or eunuch male

(3) A male feminist

(4) A Transsexual Male

(5) A Dyke or very masculine male
A man who allows his wife to be a swinger and have sex with anyone she wants to but he only stays faithful to her is a dickless Nicholas
by EmJayee October 9, 2017
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Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
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Dickless December

Girls can't have dick the whole December. Sorry boys and girls😂😂
Boy : Want some dick?
Girl : I can't! It's Dickless December.
by ilikecatsand2k20 November 10, 2019
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dickless porn

Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.
Eating Oreos... without the milk.

Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.

Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.

Having sex... without busting a nut.

Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.

And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
by that's not my last name May 27, 2006
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Dickless Cage

A young, aspiring actor who travels to Hollywood in an attempt to become the next big star, but whose efforts result in utter failure.
Billy stepped off the bus, arriving in Hollywood with nothing but a dollar in his pocket and a dream of becoming the next big star. After 3 years of rejection, failed auditions, and lousy bit parts in sub-B movies, Billy returned home, with his dreams of Hollywood stardom shattered in a thousand pieces. Billy thought he was going to be the next Nicholas Cage, but he ended up just another Dickless Cage.
by Sebastian Fairtel May 26, 2011
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