dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.

John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.

by Will January 13, 2004

duckface

Duckface- the face people make (mostly female) while taking pictures, usually for myspace, facebook ect. that resembles the face of some one about to kiss another.

that bitch has fifteen pictures, all of witch she's making a duckface.

"I would love to smack the duckface off of her."

"So, i walked in to the restroom at McDonalds and some ho was making duckfaces in the mirror."

by dayman255 August 20, 2011

dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.

Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!

by helmethead101 January 14, 2008

dickface

a deroggatory term, similar to asshole, used in great anger. It's not used to literally suggest that someone's face looks like a penis, but rather just an angry exclamation.

Boy: *grabs Girl's butt*
Girl: Ack! You dickface!

by Katani March 8, 2005

Duckface

A face teen girls use to make their crusty thin lips look better. This face was used more in 2015, but it sadly still exists cause people are retarded.

Guy 1: "Woah dude is that a duck?"
Guy 2: " No, that's my sister"
Guy 1: "sucks to be you"
Guy 2 "ikr, duckface is gross"

by MuscleGuy40 January 16, 2017

dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

Dickface

A jerk, an asshole, a guy who thinks they know it all, and thinks that they are amazing at singing-when they really suck, they also think they can have whatever they want, commonly referred to as a "Tyler"

Guy- "Dude I could have her if I wanted her"
Girl- "You are such a Dickface!"

by Russel K. January 4, 2010