Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.

Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.

by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011

deceptisket

When some young woman befriends you under the false pretence of not being a dirty sket. Often hunt in packs and drink vodka lemonade. Can be avoided with a sturdy Sket Fence

Don't worry about getting chlamydia last night, she must of been a deceptisket

When said group yells deceptiskets unite you know your in for dirty sex you will definitley regret!

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

Decepticans

The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans

I gotta stop picking up chubby girls, they all have decepticans

by Rob Ogilbie October 20, 2011

Deceptibonk

A popular YouTuber/artist from the country known as Latvia. She currently has 50,000+ subscribers on her gaming channel and 60,000+ subscribers on her art/vlog channel.

Guy #1: Deceptibonk is like, my favorite YouTuber ever!!!

by Omnishun May 25, 2014

Systemtic Deception

Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.

The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.

'Jimmy' falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception

by Scotovna November 12, 2020

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Decepticon

1. A girl who dresses well and takes photo shopped pictures so she is preceived better looking the she actually is. In most cases this female is not attractive at all.

Bro, bitch was a total decepticon!

by DeanMachine84 March 25, 2013