THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

My main man Phil Swift goes insane whilst stabbing a bucket's bottom in a Flex Tape commercial. He then pulls a chainsaw out of his asshole and start cutting the bucket even more

Woman: The Hurricane hit our house!

Man: THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

by HotManAss36 July 29, 2018

Damaris

Damaris comes from Dama, or lady, and aris, the goddess of trees. Damaris is sweet, intelligent, mature, proud, good decision maker, logical, reasonable, wonderful, handsome, rare, and magical. When seen one must bow in honor of her presence.

1. She must be a Damaris, for she is everything above!

"Oh Damaris, your presence brings honor and peace in this classroom."

by Damaris of course February 5, 2010

attack its weak point for massive damage

A phrase said at E3 by a Sony rep, while playing one of the new "exciting and innovative" sony games.

It is now an infamous phrase used among sony haters.

"such innovative play"

"you can attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE"

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Ring Damage

Ring Damage, the result of LORD (see separate definition) activity on a trading portfolio. Ring Damage is normally experienced the following morning & is a resultant of bouts of late night (& usually unsuccessful) outright trading. Ring Damage can become severe if the LORD activity goes unchecked. This may lead to long term & sometimes irreversible damage to the Ring. Ring damage can be insured for however.

Oh no, he was long & wrong again, that was LORD. We will see the ring damage shortly on our reports.

by Craig Smyth March 8, 2005

Damara

She is beautiful inside and out. She never tells a secret. You can trust her with anything. She makes the guys turn there heads because she is that beautiful. Damara has an amazing smile that you can see from a distance. Shes very athletic, is either in dance softball or volleyball. She has a very sweet heart , she is carrying and compassionate . She is also HILARIOUS. And can make you laugh any moment of the day, All of this makes her Damara.

I wish I were Damara. That would be great.

by Tanye74 October 13, 2011

Damaris

Derived from the Greek word for calf. Damaris was an Athenian woman who St Paul converted to Christianity. Gentle.

People with the name Damaris have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.

People with the name Damaris tend to be idealistic, highly immaginative, intuitive, and spiritual. They seek after spiritual truth and often find it. They tend to be visionary and may inspire others. If they fail to develop their potential, they may become dreamers, or misuse power.

she so Damaris

by xwickedbabex November 7, 2011