dolt

Ted dolted and the entire room smelt like a sour sandwich.
by LangfordMan February 11, 2013
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Dolt

A human BEing looking for meaning to their life, explanation of why things happen in our world, and a reason for waking up everyday with excitement to the possibilities that lay before us.
Tim you are such a dolt asking those silly questions.
by The LEO April 25, 2008
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Dolt

A slang term for a male testicle.
Boyfriend: "Rimp my dolts."
Girlfriend: "Yes, darling."
by Hungry Robert July 20, 2008
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Dolt 45

Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.

Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.

The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.

Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:

Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.

His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party

Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Donald J. Trump is Dolt 45: the malt liquor of presidents.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 06, 2023
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Holy dolt!

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
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Dolting

The act of not being able to pass somebody on a pavement or corridor as both parties simultaneously change direction at the same moment. Meaning either or both parties have to decrease speed or come to a stop.
Sorry I'm late, I was dolting like three times on the walk in today.
by richerchefcooks March 10, 2011
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dolt muffin

a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
by Rett_Paper May 29, 2017
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