Dixon

the guy who calls his girlfriends best friend hot in front of then. uses words like “ight” instead of “okay”. overall a really slow person.

me: hey Maddie!!
Dixon (my bf): that’s the hot one
me:
Dixon: what ? she’s hot

by SLOWWWWWWWWWW November 24, 2019

Dixon

complete and utter pansey. One who complains incessantly because they are unable to cope with the reality that they suck.

That dude is a total Dixon. All I hear about is how he cannot satisfy Anita.

That Dixon over there totally dropped the ball on thinkorswim's DT calls because he was too busy crying.

by Marc McCain August 13, 2007

Dixon

A Ticonderoga pencil often joked about for sounding like the word "Dick."

Hey everybody, I have a soft, black Dixon! Wanna use it?

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

Dixonized

When a sergeant from another shift volunteers you to work the hospital.

Wade just got Dixonized by the 3rd shift sergeant! I bet he never shows up to work early again!!!

by Mr. Pedro Gonzales October 24, 2008

Dixon

A cute little chubby boy with chubby cheeks that people like to pinch

that boy is a dixon

by hellafred February 13, 2009

Dixon

A cool guy who gets confused very easily...also a big fan of blink 182. perfectly straight and does NOT watch gay porn...

WHILEST JOKING ON
Dixon: Im gonna go gay with Ryan
Me: Lol, might get him of my back
Dixon: Lol, osryr ogt regected :/

by Llayney Barker (hehe, i wish) March 17, 2004

dixon

a guy that cheats on most of his girlfriends, and wanks over his dads gay fest dvds.

Dixon: I was once watching porn, and this bit came up and it was like a gay fest, I couldnt fast forward it. so I watched it
Me: *gasp*

by gay fest dvd March 2, 2004