Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.
"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"
by Dylan Niles November 11, 2007
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1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
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1. Snynonym for suckiness on a level previously unknown to man. An object so reviled that even its name inspires fear and loathng into all who have heard of it or seen it.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
2. A 2008 "comedy" film that fits the description above. Quite possibly the worst thing ever to have shed light upon this earth.
1. That band sucked so hard, it was Disaster Movie.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
2. Oh my god! After being unfortunate enough to see Disaster Movie, I can truly say that I have endured something worse than death! In fact death would be a welcome relief from the enduring pain I have suffered from seeing this Shit Bomb.
by Justin Thorson October 23, 2008
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When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.
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