Dicklish

When you show someone your dick and it makes them laugh

Stop Seamus you're making me so dicklish.

by Jane the not so virgin October 30, 2018

dickist

someone who studies dicks for a living

Adam: hey John did you here about bills new job
John: no what is it?
Adam: he's a dickist!

by Ionomg August 27, 2022

dicky dicklesticks

a person who generally acts like a fucking dick or does something extremely retarded

Tom:(to Ben)" why is the whole school on lockdown"
Ben: Cause Dicky Dicklesticks over there thought it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers in the hall way

by HeartlessTheMonster December 21, 2013

Dickcist

When someone judges a person's penis based on race.
(Basically racism, but penis version)

Person 1: Did you hear about Mike smashing Erica last night?
Person 2: I heard she said it was the best she ever had.
Person 1: Seriously!? But he's Asian!
Person 2: That's what you get for being dickcist

by boogieman705 July 8, 2016

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

Dick List

A list of people you, a friend, or acquaintance would like to take to Pound Town.

He's so f*cking hot. I'm adding him to the Dick List.

by Blue Ophelia August 17, 2017

Dickmister

A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.

Yo did you hear about marry?

Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!

Must have blacked out when gage got her.

or could have been dakota.

by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010