Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Dickering

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.

My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007

dinnering

The gathering of a group of animals to dine together and enjoyment of company. Generally used with loud animals and animals that might not otherwise enjoy each others company unless for food or the benefit of the group as a whole.

Are we dinnering tomorrow?
He/she/they/it enjoyed dinnering last night

by Zoobeegee January 13, 2011

dickering

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.

by jethro20 April 16, 2017

dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007

dickering

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.

Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.

by impermanence August 1, 2008